On the women's side, the list of things not to do include the cucumber cleanse do yourself a favor and don't click , the garlic vagina trend see previous advice and — oh god — putting wasps nests up there. On the men's side, casualties have included inserting metal balls up a penis and Jesus Christ, men tweezers that remained in place for four years. This month alone has seen men dipping their balls in soy sauce in the obviously very mistaken belief that they would be able to taste the condiment with their testicles. Well, now we've learned that men have been masturbating with banana peels and it has to stop. This is the line. He hit the Internet and began "researching" new methods, whereupon he stumbled across the banana technique.
Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels
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Not the plastic handle end—the steel end. Flathead, not Phillips. I just jiggled it around and took it out. Then I continued jerking off.
#44 Banana Spurt
Men on several online forums, including Reddit and JackInWorld, have admitted to using banana peels as a sex aid — but, doctors warn the practice could cause rashes and sores. Medical professionals have been warning horny men not to masturbate into banana skins after a number of blokes admitted to using the fruit in such a way. Some randy men even said that they heated the peel up in the microwave first to make it feel more lifelike. However, fans of the crafty practice are being told to stop inserting their genitals into recently peeled banana skins by concerned doctors. Online, some men are insisting that the slimy peel interior makes a good lubricant and simulates the feeling of oral sex.
For Banana Spurt you need to equip yourself with a nice big, ripe banana and a sharp knife. First, cut off both ends of the banana, and as closely as you can, make the length of the banana about one inch less than the length of your own cock. Next, instead of peeling the banana in the usual way, you need to slice it right down along the banana peel vertically from top to bottom, creating for yourself a nice banana peel jacket for your cock. Once you have removed the banana from the peel, and disposed of it you can eat it if you want!